My English, Let Me Show You It

Under ConstructED

Someone landed on my website by searching for “why english necessary for filipino student”. I’ll let pictures paint the thousand words I need to explain why. (By the way, “Fugly Filipino English” is the result of that search.)

Under ConstructED

No Parking: Drainage Under CONSTRUCTED

Longwinded "Insert Bill" sign

You can use new bill and old bill. Please don’t use very old, wrinkled and torn bill. If you do, you may lose your bill and you can’t return your bill.

Beware of Falling Dibres [sic]

Beware of Falling DIBRES

Now, if you don’t understand why these photos show how problematic English usage is in this country, then clearly there IS a need for Filipino students to take English subjects.

Until the time comes when Mandarin is chosen as the new language for international business, English is still the language we Filipinos communicate with to the rest of the world. We might as well get good at it.

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Endings (and Beginnings)

We’re at the halfway point in this year, and it’s been strange how so much has happened in a lot of people’s lives. Relationships formed and dissolved, jobs taken and left, habits created and broken, births, weddings, and funerals… It’s a fact of our time-limited human existence that change happens. It’s just that it’s been going on a lot in my circle, or maybe I’m just not as oblivious as I used to be.

The best thing about endings is that they’re simply beginnings to new eras in our lives. They’re opportunities to take stock about the things that really, deeply matter. They can be opportunities to reinvent and improve oneself by ways of thinking or behavior or even the people one chooses to surround oneself with.

So if the past six months are any indication of where the rest of the year is going, I say “BRING IT.”

Taking Center Stage

Les Mills Quarterly Workshop June 2008

Les Mills Quarterly Workshop June 2008
Fitness First Group Exercise held our first quarterly workshop of the year (we have two) at Fitness First Megamall last Saturday. It’s my third quarterly since I began instructing back in second quarter 2007. While I’ve had to cut back on participating in master classes of other programs (I used to attend BODYCOMBAT), that doesn’t mean I was less excited about the whole thing. It just means that instructing eight classes a week takes its toll on my body and I didn’t want to push myself too hard. I just wanted to kick around with my fellow instructors and experience the upcoming releases as a participant.

BODYBALANCE 41 BODYBALANCE is once again innovating, and while I don’t want to go too much into detail, we have a lot of emphasis on spinal mobility and moving with the breath. The mat’s also horizontal for the entire class, so at least for this release no more messy mat transitions and people can simply focus on body part, direction, and intensity. Presenters Ben Tang, Jacqueline Wong, and our very own Peewee Sanchez led the BODYBALANCE team through the class, and though we’ve all been teaching for a year or more, we still felt strongly challenged. Watch out! Ü

Jammers !
Jammers with Clark Amaba, international presenter for BODYJAM

BODYJAM instructors: aren’t we stylin’?

The weekend’s highlight was, however, the BODYJAM master class. Jam is one of our flagship programs at Fitness First and it’s eye-catching, so instead of the class being held inside the club, we Jammers were herded into a cordoned-off space at the Megamall Central Atrium.

Jammin' at the Megamall Central Atrium
Basically, it was a massive demo for Fitness First, with over 50 instructors seeing release 45 for the first time. Presented by Clark Amaba and Tania Sibon, the musical and dance genres in this release are as varied as the styles of clothing we all wore to class. (That’s me in the front row, by the way.) It felt like a massive dance party all throughout, and that Butterfly Jump is going to torture me all through our practice sessions leading up to the launches in July.

We all returned to the club, and some of us were signed up to do BODYVIVE. It’s a very new program from Les Mills and Fitness First Philippines is projected to launch it sometime in the last quarter of the year, so we got a taste of it. Combining cardio fitness, resistance training (with ball and band), and groovy retro music, it’s a light and fun workout. But after Balance and Jam, it left me pretty much knackered.

Now comes the hard part — learning the choreography!

To learn more about BODYJAM and BODYBALANCE, check out the official Les Mills website.

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Workin’ It

As Light as Air

These days, dancing is a major part of my life, and in the absence of any assignments from LAC, it is my life. But how far back do we go, dancing and I?

As Light as Air
My first formal training in dance came one summer at the Halili-Cruz School of Ballet in Quezon City. I was five years old and my mom enrolled me in ballet classes to rid me of my pigeon toes and general lack of body awareness. She succeeded on the first count, but I continued to be awkward and gangly through my teens. (Maybe if I’d been able to continue with ballet, I might still be able to touch my feet to the top of my head — that was my favorite floor exercise in ballet school.) Due to finances, I didn’t continue with ballet.

I always participated in school dance numbers, but I felt like I was too old to get better at dance even though I desperately wanted to. Still, watching tapes of Flashdance and Footloose inspired me to go leaping through our bungalow back in Paranaque doing pirouettes and grand jetes. (It’s also why I have a weak left ankle because I sprained it on a bad landing.)

FlashdanceFootloose
Interesting how similar their poster art is.

When I entered college, people were raving about the Street Dance and Social Dance P.E. classes, which were notoriously hard to get enrolled in due to lack of slots. I never got into the Street Dance classes, but one summer I took up Social Dance and learned four dance styles — cha-cha, waltz, tango, and swing. Unfortunately for me, my partner didn’t know how to lead so I never learned how to follow. It was I who would remember the choreography and walk us through it.

MTV Grind Hip-Hop AerobicsP.E. was only required for four semesters in college, so I got increasingly less physical activity and ate more and more junk food. By the time I was in my last year something had to be done about my weight. My mom discovered that Music One was selling MTV The Grind Workouts, so she snapped up a copy of the first of the series, and we bought the next three as well. I simply followed along, dancing along with (not-really-a-dancer) host Eric Nies through oldskool hip-hop, Latin-flavored cardio, and whatever else the screen presented. Yes, laugh all you want if you thought the choreography wasn’t all that, but having actual choreography to dance was preferable to endless squats in a Buns of Steel video. It didn’t feel like work. And at least it was more up-to-date than ballroom dancing!

HoneyThen, of course, I saw Honey on video. I absolutely loved the movie, even though critics and dance aficionados hated it. It reminded me of Flashdance, of my old yearning to dance better. Opportunities presented themselves slowly, but I took them — from attending freestyle hip-hop, BodyJam, and Nike Rockstar classes, to competing, to training with the Stylettos, who helped me sharpen my technique and showed me even more how to dance with emotion and soul.

I’m glad I get to teach BodyJam classes every day, and I’m working hard to get better. I may not have the technique of someone who’s been dancing since Day 1, but I think I’ve got the heart of one.

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LOLnoelle

pwease can i haz one LOL

I have loved LOLcats ever since I stumbled upon I Can Has Cheezburger last year while researching the O RLY? phenomenon.

Okay, backtracking a little if I haven’t lost you in the maze of Internet jargon… A LOLcat is a picture of an animal captioned with phrases written in a corrupted form of English called “LOLspeak” akin to baby talk (as if the animal were trying to speak English as a foreign language). Sometimes it doesn’t have to be a picture of an animal that gets captioned; in the case of LOLPilipinas, pictures of Filipino celebrities and famous personalities were captioned in reference to current events, to humorous effect.

Well, these days I find myself thinking in LOLspeak while going about everyday life…

pwease can i haz one LOL

LOL Luggage

My rabbit face. Lemme show u it.

Im in ur kitchun slicin ur wurmelon.

Krispy Kreme. This pleases me.

And now you know I spend too much time on the Internet. Ü

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Going Portable

EEE!

The main reason I bought my EEE PC is its portability. I can slide it into a handbag, travel on the MRT, and arrive safely at the LAC office with no one being the wiser as to my precious cargo. Ü I can also now bring it with me on my travels — I had it during my most recent trip to Boracay and was able to blog from the island using free WiFi networks.

That’s actually my favorite part about having my EEE: being able to use WiFi. Everyone knows I’m a big fan of Robinsons Malls because they offer free WiFi in certain areas within the malls. It’s not really enough to go crazy with downloads, but if you just want to check Facebook while sipping your Ice Blended drink at the Coffee Bean, it’s great!

EEE!
Then last month our home desktop crashed, leaving us with nowhere to turn but our laptops (and sub-notebooks). We eventually got tired of having to share one single LAN cable, so yesterday my dad bought a wireless router and I set up a network here at home.

Now my sister and I can be online at the same time, and in our own rooms, or in the living room, or upstairs in the attic (which is where I’m writing this right now). It’s really convenient. All we have to worry about is getting so addicted that our mom has to message us over YM: “Dinner’s ready. Can you come down to the dining room now?”

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mmMassage

It’s been a week since I started teaching BODYJAM classes regularly, and I’ve really been feeling the physical load. Even though I also teach BODYBALANCE (and this has really helped me keep loose and injury-free), I’ve yet to adjust to the amount of exertion two Jam classes a day requires.

I’ve started using the steam room inside the Fitness First locker rooms. Teaching Jam takes a toll on the voice, particularly since a majority of the clubs don’t have microphones in their group exercise studios. After my shower, I duck into the steam to allow my strained vocal chords to relax in the moist heat. My other body parts also thank me for this, particularly my thighs and back, since the heat soothes them and I’m able to stretch them further.

Big Apple Express SpaBut sometimes, you have to ask someone to do the stretching for you. Just to take out the kinks in my body, I got a massage yesterday at Big Apple Express Spa in Robinsons Galleria. I never thought I needed them before I started working as a group exercise instructor, but in this line of work I’ve realized I’ve got to have them. Because treatments at Big Apple are priced reasonably (299 pesos for a one-hour full-body massage), I never feel like I’m splurging, and at the Galleria branch specifically I never feel like I’m wasting my money. I entered the treatment room with aching calves and thighs, a twinging lower back (which interestingly enough didn’t start from doing Jam and Balance), and a lot of stress. I exited feeling so much lighter and more free in my range of movement.

I’m going back into the group exercise grind today, but at least I know I’ve got somewhere to run when my muscles get all tied up. I think I’ll start doing this regularly.

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A Change Will Do You Good

Warrior II

Les Mills launch season here in the Philippines is almost over, and all the clubs have changed over to the new releases for the next four weeks, at least.

Warrior II

BODYBALANCE release 40

we partied hard

BODYJAM release 44

A year ago I never imagined I would have two fantastic jobs — as a group exercise instructor, and as a writer. I never even thought that I’d have regular classes at this point. My main goal for last year was just to cover enough classes in BODYBALANCE to pay off my training fee. Starting next week I’ll have five Jam classes and three Balance classes under my name regularly.

  • Mondays: 6pm BODYBALANCE (Fairview), 8pm BODYJAM (Fairview)
  • Tuesdays: 8:30am BODYJAM (Metro East), 5:45pm BODYJAM (Eastwood), 7:45pm BODYBALANCE (Eastwood)
  • Wednesdays: 6:30am BODYJAM (Eastwood), 7:30am BODYBALANCE (Eastwood)
  • Fridays: 11am BODYJAM (Eastwood)

Last May I was about to resign from my 9-to-6 job, ready to pursue my dream of writing in the media. Little did I realize that my teaching at the gym, which I thought I’d do only on the side, would become what enables me to pursue my passion for traveling and writing. It’s the freedom of time (just one hour per class!) that allows me to head off to the Living Asia Channel office in Makati to do research, or attend pre-production meetings, or write scripts. It’s the financial structure (if you do more classes, you get paid accordingly) that allows me to work intensively for several weeks, then pack up and leave for a six-day trip with the channel.

Right now I just feel so thankful that God’s given me this lifestyle. I’m still trying to strike a balance between the two jobs, but every change that He’s brought into my life has always been for the better.

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That’s Hot!

Let’s play a guessing game: Where am I? I’m lying on my back, wearing a two-piece, and it’s really hot because sweat is pouring out of every pore of my body.

If you guessed that I’m sunbathing at the beach because it’s all I talk about here, you would actually be wrong. Ü I’m describing lying in Savasana (Dead Body Pose) during a Bikram yoga class.

Bikram Yoga Greenhills practice studio: definitely not the beach
not the beach

The circumstances surrounding me trying out Bikram yoga for a week did stem from a beach trip, though. I met Bikram Yoga Greenhills director Aljarreau Galang during my New Year in Boracay, and tried my first class in his studio one week later. Life got in the way over the next three months, which is why yesterday was only my seventh session. But I’ve seen and experienced enough to know that Fitness First has definitely got some competition on its hands with this.

The Difference: So what is this Bikram yoga thing anyway, and how different is it from what I teach (BODYBALANCE, a yoga-inspired group exercise workout) and what Fitness First offers (Flow Yoga)? Since the first Bikram yoga studio opened here in the Philippines two years ago, a dedicated local clientele has grown around doing 26 postures and two breathing exercises in a stifling hot room. And ever since the BYG studio opened six months ago, my students at Fitness First Greenhills have been asking me what it’s about.

That first class back in January was a doozy. The heat is something I wasn’t used to. BODYBALANCE is taught at room temperature, and I hadn’t tried the hot flow classes being offered by FF North EDSA, MOA, and Trinoma.

The postures were demanding; it’s the same 26 for everyone, always (unlike Balance where every three months we have a new set of choreography, or Flow where there’s a much larger repertoire of poses).

Coaching style is radically different from Balance, where we’re taught to vary our cues; for Bikram yoga, cues are largely memorized and recited in a specific order of phrases called “dialogue.” Also, if you’re used to gentle verbal nudging from a Balance instructor, you’d be unprepared for the disciplinarian style of a Bikram yoga instructor.

BYG teachers
L to R: the hot (literally and figuratively) BYG teachers Betty Khumtong, Sherie Dyer, AJ Galang, and Ginger Diaz

I whinged about that first class to AJ; I had a lot of comments and didn’t want to go back into that heated room any time soon. He took my comments good-naturedly; he probably knew I’d be back anyway.

Three weeks ago, I tested the waters at head instructor Sherie’s class and had a great time. Then I let down my mental barriers enough to take the plunge into a week’s yoga practice.

Monday (AJ’s class) was hellish because I hadn’t hydrated enough beforehand. During the standing balance series, my vision started to cloud over, my hearing became muffled, and I realized at several points I was about to lose consciousness. Tuesday and Wednesday, a lot of work gave me a break and I wanted to make up the time. I went Thursday (Ginger), Friday (Sherie), Saturday (AJ), and Sunday (Betty). Pretty much by the end of the week the heat didn’t bother me as much, class didn’t seem to take so long, I’d made some progress in the postures, and… I might be hooked.

Sherie and AJ in Crow Pose
I learned to do this in BODYBALANCE, though.

The Target Market: I’ve entered the studio with many different shapes and sizes of people, but it’s largely an upscale market. Membership is approximately 4,000 pesos a month for unlimited use, so you really would have to have the budget to spare.

But most of these are also people who have other gym memberships (or maybe they did, in the past). I’ve encountered at least three FF members regularly in BYG, and several more in FF clubs who have told me they’ve tried it. It’s something new, different, and offers them the hope that maybe they can experience a change in their bodies.

And then there are those who seem like they’re aiming for a change in their minds, those who seem like they’ve done their fair share of soul-searching. Aiming for mens sana in corpore sano — a sound mind in a sound body.

It’s a small market. But it can be a fanatical one, for whatever reasons they keep coming back.

The Teachers: Staying inside a sweltering box for 90 minutes at a time may be more than enough for some students on any given day, but I’ve gotta hand it to these teachers. They teach and attend (more than once), every day. There are even some days they all practice together for two hours in an advanced class. Oy.

And since you can’t eat heavy meals at least two hours before taking class, one might wonder how they manage to stay nourished. According to Betty, if the first class is at 6:30 am, next one is at 8:30, then the advanced class at 1pm, they have their first big meal at 3pm. Fruit shakes in between.

Dedication, indeed.

The Community: “Even though there are other yoga schools, this one is special,” Sherie said last Friday. There’s a certain sense of connection people feel when they’ve been through a trying time together, and that’s certainly the case after a class where you breathe in each other’s sweat, breath, and odor. Of course I’m being tongue-in-cheek there. But there’s no denying that the people involved in BYG (whether teacher or pupil) have created very real relationships with each other. Ultimately that’s a powerful motivator for anyone: feeling like you belong.

The Verdict: Bikram yoga isn’t for everyone. You might choose to conduct your search for release from stress somewhere much cooler, like a golf course. You might prefer to lose weight through dancing or other ways of moving your body. Or you might want a little more variety in your asanas so a different yoga school might be better for you.

I experience a sense of accomplishment each time I get a little further in Backbend, or holding my balance longer in Standing Bow Pulling Pose, or getting and keeping the proper alignment in any of the other postures. This, reinforced by genuine feedback from the teachers (“Good work today, Noelle” and more recently “You did very well in first row today” when I had to move there to make room for another student), could quite possibly keep me coming back for more. I’ll definitely be hanging around for the last two weeks of this month…

Sherie in Standing Split
Someday. Maybe.

For inquiries or more information, visit the Bikram Yoga Greenhills website, or contact them through telephone (+632 721-8350) or cellphone (+63917 828-1035).

Update: Here’s the Philippine Daily Inquirer video interview with Sherie and AJ as they explain the philosophy behind Bikram yoga.

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BODYBALANCE: 10 Years

BodyBalance 39 launch at FF Metro East

Despite becoming a BODYJAM instructor, I haven’t forgotten about my first program, BODYBALANCE. It’s celebrating its 10th anniversary with release #40 (do the math: 4 releases a year for 10 years!). We Balance instructors have some special surprises up our sleeves as we launch the new release. It’s gonna be a big one!

I’m launching at the following clubs and times:

  • ABS-CBN: Thursday, April 17, 8:35pm
  • Eastwood: Monday, April 21, 6pm
  • Ortigas: Tuesday, April 22, 5:30pm
  • Metro East: Saturday, April 26, 3pm
  • North EDSA: Saturday, May 3, 2pm

BodyBalance 39 launch at FF Metro East

Hope to see you there!

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